Stupidity just married the Law
Now that we have successfully forced Lativi to cancel Smackdown, the real question we should all ask ourselves is, "WHY STOP THERE?"
Why stop there? We have stopped huge corporations like Playboy and WWE on their tracks. Our casualty rate is very low. We only got one dead, several injured kids and some burned tires. So why stop there? Who knows, maybe with these power we can do greater things?
Between now and another major sex scandal, it seems that the legislative has too much spare time. So why don’t we all pay them a visit and give them something to do? Why don’t we all march to Senayan and give them another law proposal?
How about a law that bans fat people from walking the streets? You may say, "But that’s a very insipid law? Do we really need a law for every thing?" Well guess what, fools! Laws are supposed to be insipid – at least the ones that come from DPR RI.
Besides, have I told you that fat people is very dangerous to public safety? Forget the half-measures of Smackdown. That’s for kids who can’t read subtitles. Forget Playboy magazine. That’s for men who can’t get a girl in real life. But fat people? It affects people at every level of society.
At least, it almost killed me the other day.
You see, I was driving a friend’s car when I saw this fat lady. To say this hideous creature a "lady" is really a crime against humanity and is punishable by death. But I’m stuck with that word because obviously the dictionary still can’t tell the difference between Keira Knightley and Pretty Asmara.
So yeah…I was driving slow and easy when they hideous monster suddenly appeared out of nowhere right in front of my windshield. The sight was so unbearable I had to cover my eyes with both my hands. I almost died out of fright. Death would be good for me because then I’d turn into a ghost and haunt this fat bitch. But instead of that, I drove my friend’s car into a curb and I almost crashed the nearby bystanders.
It didn’t happen thanks to the car’s ABS. But think of it had it been gone the other way. Innocent people would’ve been killed. I would’ve been put to jail and served for a life-sentence. My friend’s car would’ve been impounded. All these just because we allow such a distraction as fat people to walk the streets. I’m lucky it didn’t happen. But I’m sure that in many parts of the world, people just don’t have my luck. I’m sure every time a road kill happens, a fat person is involved. It just goes by default.
While we are still there, have I mentioned that fat people is equally dangerous for our mentality? I mean, what’s so cool about fat? Every now and then I see fat people on TV who say they love to be fat, that big is beautiful and all that shit. No, you dumbfucks! If big is beautiful, slimming Tea and fitness center would be out of business. Positive thinking is a pile of disgusting horse shit taken straight from Donald Trump’s ass. Thinking that you’re beautiful does NOT make you beautiful.
Oh and by the way, please!!! What is it between fat people and tank-tops? There is a reason tank-tops don’t have XL size and that is so YOU DON’T WEAR THEM. Jeez, I can’t believe people are this stupid.
So, what do say, folks? Do we really want our loved ones and TV screens to be endangered by these fat people? It’s about damn time to march to Senayan.
Finally, I can’t end this post without addressing stupidity that has seemed to be an inseparable part of this country. It seems to me that I can’t live a day and watch my TV without seeing another major outbreak of stupidity. Just when I thought it’s safe to play outside now that the whole anti-Bush thing was over, came anti-Smackdown.
Am I the only person who pays attention to the demographic issue here? When I see the parents of the Smackdown victims, it seems to me that they all come from the Ibu Rumah Tangga demographic section. They say they can’t accompany their children when they watch TV. So what the fuck can they do? They live in rural areas and their daytime activity is gossiping. Life is practically over for them once the clock hits 6 PM. But they still can’t take care of their own children?
You can’t make your kids go to bed by 10 PM? You can’t take the TV’s remote from a 9-year-old kid and you still have the guts to call yourself a parent?
And since these moronic parents can’t take care of their own kids, can’t supervise and can’t teach the difference between right and wrong, all this country can do is pass a law for every thing objectionable. Like that fat people thing I mentioned above.
Why stop there? We have stopped huge corporations like Playboy and WWE on their tracks. Our casualty rate is very low. We only got one dead, several injured kids and some burned tires. So why stop there? Who knows, maybe with these power we can do greater things?
Between now and another major sex scandal, it seems that the legislative has too much spare time. So why don’t we all pay them a visit and give them something to do? Why don’t we all march to Senayan and give them another law proposal?
How about a law that bans fat people from walking the streets? You may say, "But that’s a very insipid law? Do we really need a law for every thing?" Well guess what, fools! Laws are supposed to be insipid – at least the ones that come from DPR RI.
Besides, have I told you that fat people is very dangerous to public safety? Forget the half-measures of Smackdown. That’s for kids who can’t read subtitles. Forget Playboy magazine. That’s for men who can’t get a girl in real life. But fat people? It affects people at every level of society.
At least, it almost killed me the other day.
You see, I was driving a friend’s car when I saw this fat lady. To say this hideous creature a "lady" is really a crime against humanity and is punishable by death. But I’m stuck with that word because obviously the dictionary still can’t tell the difference between Keira Knightley and Pretty Asmara.
So yeah…I was driving slow and easy when they hideous monster suddenly appeared out of nowhere right in front of my windshield. The sight was so unbearable I had to cover my eyes with both my hands. I almost died out of fright. Death would be good for me because then I’d turn into a ghost and haunt this fat bitch. But instead of that, I drove my friend’s car into a curb and I almost crashed the nearby bystanders.
It didn’t happen thanks to the car’s ABS. But think of it had it been gone the other way. Innocent people would’ve been killed. I would’ve been put to jail and served for a life-sentence. My friend’s car would’ve been impounded. All these just because we allow such a distraction as fat people to walk the streets. I’m lucky it didn’t happen. But I’m sure that in many parts of the world, people just don’t have my luck. I’m sure every time a road kill happens, a fat person is involved. It just goes by default.
While we are still there, have I mentioned that fat people is equally dangerous for our mentality? I mean, what’s so cool about fat? Every now and then I see fat people on TV who say they love to be fat, that big is beautiful and all that shit. No, you dumbfucks! If big is beautiful, slimming Tea and fitness center would be out of business. Positive thinking is a pile of disgusting horse shit taken straight from Donald Trump’s ass. Thinking that you’re beautiful does NOT make you beautiful.
Oh and by the way, please!!! What is it between fat people and tank-tops? There is a reason tank-tops don’t have XL size and that is so YOU DON’T WEAR THEM. Jeez, I can’t believe people are this stupid.
So, what do say, folks? Do we really want our loved ones and TV screens to be endangered by these fat people? It’s about damn time to march to Senayan.
Finally, I can’t end this post without addressing stupidity that has seemed to be an inseparable part of this country. It seems to me that I can’t live a day and watch my TV without seeing another major outbreak of stupidity. Just when I thought it’s safe to play outside now that the whole anti-Bush thing was over, came anti-Smackdown.
Am I the only person who pays attention to the demographic issue here? When I see the parents of the Smackdown victims, it seems to me that they all come from the Ibu Rumah Tangga demographic section. They say they can’t accompany their children when they watch TV. So what the fuck can they do? They live in rural areas and their daytime activity is gossiping. Life is practically over for them once the clock hits 6 PM. But they still can’t take care of their own children?
You can’t make your kids go to bed by 10 PM? You can’t take the TV’s remote from a 9-year-old kid and you still have the guts to call yourself a parent?
And since these moronic parents can’t take care of their own kids, can’t supervise and can’t teach the difference between right and wrong, all this country can do is pass a law for every thing objectionable. Like that fat people thing I mentioned above.
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