Mother's day? Sounds more like Morons Day Out to me.
This is how the women in my hometown celebrate mother’s day.
While women from various part of the world took a day break from all their menial chores, women in my hometown decided to march to the Mayor’s office and support polygamy. Now, I'd say those women were lucky I was stuck with my bullshit job in Adelaide when this stupidity transpired, because had I been home, I'd machine-gun every last one of them.
I guess I’m old enough to remember the days when women were powerful creatures, not merely a brainless piece of curvy meat.
Take my Ma for example. She doesn’t have the quality of Helen of Troy. She doesn’t launch a thousand ships, start a war or incite a rebellion. But she has a superb psychological power. She can make me go to church or do the dishes simply by staring at me.
And instead of bitching at things, she gets them done.
But I guess my mom is a rare and almost extinct breed. I mean, when you look around these days jobs that are traditionally viewed as woman’s job are now done (and mastered) by men. You know there’s something wrong with womanhood when the best cook, hairdresser and fashion designers are men.
And hence we are doomed with this quagmire. Since women can no longer do the simplest task such as disciplining their own children, the government has to take every “unacceptable” thing off the TV. Since women can no longer keep their husbands indoors, this country is going to start promoting polygamy.
But the biggest joke of all was that they said God himself permitted polygamy. Man, if I could get a dollar for every stupidity that is masqueraded as god’s will, I’d be as rich as god.
As it is necessary to affix the right ideas into words, I’m going to ask a simple question: who says polygamy is actually God’s will? I’m not going to offend people by naming names, but you get the idea.
Now just for the sake of honesty, we don’t have any external evidence for believing that as the word of God, other than the man’s saying. He said that it was revealed into him. How do we know it was revealed to him? By the saying of other people who heard it from other people who heard it from other people who didn’t witness the event firsthand and were too dumb to ask for an evidence.
And we, the people of 21st century, have to take it blindly without asking questions or else we are going to suffer in hell for eternity.
It is hearsay upon hearsay and with that kind of logic, I can also say that I am God’s chosen one and this writing of mine is the Word of God himself that must be strictly obeyed.
Perhaps your numskullery have prevented you from understanding my point, so let me re-phrase it.
Have we become so insecure with life that we have to live it by a set of outlandish rules that were composed by and common to nomadic men of the 7th century?
It’s your call, girls.
While women from various part of the world took a day break from all their menial chores, women in my hometown decided to march to the Mayor’s office and support polygamy. Now, I'd say those women were lucky I was stuck with my bullshit job in Adelaide when this stupidity transpired, because had I been home, I'd machine-gun every last one of them.
I guess I’m old enough to remember the days when women were powerful creatures, not merely a brainless piece of curvy meat.
Take my Ma for example. She doesn’t have the quality of Helen of Troy. She doesn’t launch a thousand ships, start a war or incite a rebellion. But she has a superb psychological power. She can make me go to church or do the dishes simply by staring at me.
And instead of bitching at things, she gets them done.
But I guess my mom is a rare and almost extinct breed. I mean, when you look around these days jobs that are traditionally viewed as woman’s job are now done (and mastered) by men. You know there’s something wrong with womanhood when the best cook, hairdresser and fashion designers are men.
And hence we are doomed with this quagmire. Since women can no longer do the simplest task such as disciplining their own children, the government has to take every “unacceptable” thing off the TV. Since women can no longer keep their husbands indoors, this country is going to start promoting polygamy.
But the biggest joke of all was that they said God himself permitted polygamy. Man, if I could get a dollar for every stupidity that is masqueraded as god’s will, I’d be as rich as god.
As it is necessary to affix the right ideas into words, I’m going to ask a simple question: who says polygamy is actually God’s will? I’m not going to offend people by naming names, but you get the idea.
Now just for the sake of honesty, we don’t have any external evidence for believing that as the word of God, other than the man’s saying. He said that it was revealed into him. How do we know it was revealed to him? By the saying of other people who heard it from other people who heard it from other people who didn’t witness the event firsthand and were too dumb to ask for an evidence.
And we, the people of 21st century, have to take it blindly without asking questions or else we are going to suffer in hell for eternity.
It is hearsay upon hearsay and with that kind of logic, I can also say that I am God’s chosen one and this writing of mine is the Word of God himself that must be strictly obeyed.
Perhaps your numskullery have prevented you from understanding my point, so let me re-phrase it.
Have we become so insecure with life that we have to live it by a set of outlandish rules that were composed by and common to nomadic men of the 7th century?
It’s your call, girls.
